Sorting Cattle 411

1.) You should obviously know what animals you need sorted out.

2.) Even if you’re told to get the ‘black one’ and they’re all black, you should STILL know what one to get out.

3.) Everyone screams.

4.) It’s the end of the world if one gets by you.

5.) You should risk your life to get them sorted correctly the first time.

6.) You’re a mind reader. Trust me. You are.

7.) Everyone’s dad has taught them the ‘right’ way of sorting and everyone is correct. ALWAYS.

8.) Sorting sticks can be weapons.

9.) If you have to use a taser, you’re not very good at sorting.

10.) Sunday’s are sorting days. Be busy. VERY busy.